A 26 year old Montreal raver who sells drugs at underground parties claims six of his female customers are romantically attracted to him. "Everybody knows girls love drug dealers," says Dylan "D-Train" Mercier. "They like danger, confidence and a man who answers his phone at four in the morning. These women are always asking where I am and how quickly I can come over. A normal guy would need an incredible personality to receive that kind of attention."

The women say their conversations with Dylan are strictly commercial. "I text him because I want drugs," says 24 year old bartender Jade Bouchard. "When I write 'Are you coming?' I mean 'Are the drugs coming?' When I write 'I need you right now,' it means I need drugs right now. Last month he added a heart to his reply and charged me twenty dollars less, so I sent one back because I wanted another discount. Apparently that means we're in love."

Dylan believes the urgency of the messages reveals feelings that go far beyond business. "Jade asks 'Are you close?' three or four times before I arrive," he says. "If I take longer than ten minutes, she starts sending question marks and asking where I am. Nobody keeps track of a man that closely unless they're emotionally invested. When I arrive, she pulls me aside and closes the door so we can be alone. That sounds like a secret relationship to me."

Friends say Dylan has confused excellent customer service with sexual magnetism. "He drives across Montreal at five in the morning, gives attractive women discounts and sometimes pays fifteen dollars to enter a party for a forty dollar delivery," says longtime friend Olivier Beaulieu. "At an afterparty Saturday, he gathered the six women together, called them his girlfriends and announced that Jade was being considered for a management position. One of them didn't even know his real name. She had him saved in her phone as 'Blue Hoodie Drugs.'"

Despite their objections, Dylan is already looking forward to seeing all six women again next weekend. "By Friday night my phone will be exploding and every girl will want to know where I am," he says. "Most men spend years trying to get six women to ask when they can see them. This happens to me every weekend." Jade confirms that the women will probably contact him again. "If he has what we're looking for," she says.